98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!
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what if the pope resigned because he’s pregnant with the new jesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant
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Messing around with song lyrics and typography on a poster.
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having trouble getting a date? sounds like you could use a
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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