June 2011
36 posts
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
209 notes
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Jun 1st
May 2011
26 posts
2 tags
May 31st
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May 29th
3 tags
WEED
Me: That van's vanity plate says "WEED." ...That's it.
Mom: Is it a landscaping van?
Me: No.
Mom: Then it can be only one thing.
May 28th
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May 28th
1 note
6 tags
May 25th
5 notes
5 tags
May 24th
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May 24th
12,693 notes
4 tags
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other...”
– Elayne Boosler
May 20th
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May 20th
2 notes
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May 19th
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May 19th
128 notes
5 tags
May 17th
1 note
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'Scuse me, gentlemen...
I think I got my swagger back. (Source: laiscoutinho)
May 16th
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May 16th
145 notes
May 14th
18,010 notes
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May 13th
130 notes
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May 13th
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Follow This Chick →
Moussstache She’s my friend or something.
May 13th
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May 12th
2 notes
4 tags
This Me
May 10th
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Sleep + Relax Mixtape
Songs for days when all you want to do is lie in bed and stare out the window.
May 8th
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My Birthday
My brother: (hands behind back) We got you a gift for your birthday while we were out.
Me: Oh? What is it?
My brother: Here it is. (shows hands) OH WAIT WE GOT YOU NOTHING
Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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