June 2011
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WEED
Me: That van's vanity plate says "WEED." ...That's it.
Mom: Is it a landscaping van?
Me: No.
Mom: Then it can be only one thing.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
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– Elayne Boosler
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'Scuse me, gentlemen...
I think I got my swagger back.
(Source: laiscoutinho)
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Follow This Chick →
Moussstache
She’s my friend or something.
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This Me
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Sleep + Relax Mixtape
Songs for days when all you want to do is lie in bed and stare out the window.
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My Birthday
My brother: (hands behind back) We got you a gift for your birthday while we were out.
Me: Oh? What is it?
My brother: Here it is. (shows hands) OH WAIT WE GOT YOU NOTHING
Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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